[WerkSpace]

With the holidays upon us,
I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities
from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.

Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and
had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine.
Feeling jolly, I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.
That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home.

Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block,
but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident.
This was a real surprise, as I had never driven a cab before.
I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.

[Otto Nobedder]

Keeper! (the joke AND the cab!)