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Hi all
I noticed there were no funnies post so if it's ok I'll start one
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Just a couple welders and a couple of big hammers and torches.

Men in dirty jeans built this country, while men in clean suits have destroyed it.
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I thought this one was priceless!
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Here's a riddle.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, then left on Friday.
How did he do it? :?

~John ;)
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John
His horse was named Friday!
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Ok. :lol:
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this is great :!: :!: :!: :!:

this one too,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... VwlMVYqMu4
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lol that's funny stuff watching those dogs

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Here's one for you guys...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPnNpKVe8GQ
I stack dimes for a living so i can stack dollars for a paycheck.
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Arizona SA200,
Man that is scary! I know a guy around here that talks exactly like this guy. :roll: He has stopped at the shop several times trying to tell us how to weld and run a business....and to think there are others like that....I guess it takes all kinds for the world to go round. No offences to anyone.
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There are still some companies that have this mentality. Glad i have me one of them "red face copper wound machines". It aint no joke out there on them pipelines. lol
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Here's one for ya. I worked at places like this.
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It's always best to build your own, especially when it comes to hitches!!!
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It's perfectly safe, he is only welding the fuel tank lol
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I know right! :lol: This one place I worked for we were cutting a broken control box off the back of an oil service rig and going to weld a new box back on and the guy decided to cut the box off without unhooking the hydraulic hoses and needless to say, we spent the next few minutes trying to put out fires and the dip stick who did it spent the rest of the day explaining it to the boss. :lol:
It's always best to build your own, especially when it comes to hitches!!!
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Surely this is a joke lol
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DOG FOR SALE




A guy is driving around the back woods of Alaska and he sees a sign in front of a broken
down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and
tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your
story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted
to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.



I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'.
Now go melt something.
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This is funny..... :lol: :lol:
Gave me a good laugh.

http://www.viralnova.com/funny-ironic-photography/
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I recommend keeping an oxygen mask handy because I about died laughing at these. If you actually go to Amazon and look this product up these are real reviews. Enjoy. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A ... =GAQFeHVN3
It's always best to build your own, especially when it comes to hitches!!!
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ImageImage I'm sure this applies in some way to overseas member.
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mcoe wrote:I recommend keeping an oxygen mask handy because I about died laughing at these. If you actually go to Amazon and look this product up these are real reviews. Enjoy. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A ... =GAQFeHVN3
Hey, thats Scandinavian candy and they are good 8-)

Guess we're made tougher here :mrgreen:
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mcoe wrote:I recommend keeping an oxygen mask handy because I about died laughing at these. If you actually go to Amazon and look this product up these are real reviews. Enjoy. http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A ... =GAQFeHVN3
That. Was. Awesome.
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