[TRACKRANGER]

"Taurus Excretum Cerebum Vincit"

(Bullshit baffles brains)

[Otto Nobedder]

"Taurus Excretum Cerebum Vincit"

(Bullshit baffles brains)

The motto of the Better Business Bureau?

Steve S

[Bill Beauregard]

Arguing with ____________is a battle of wits with an unarmed man! Jeff Ackert

You cant win an argument with a fool. He'll drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience.

[hey_allen]

Fecus Occurum
Fake Latin phrase, translates to:
Shit Happens

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
-Ripley in Aliens

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain


One last quote, that I vaguely remembered from reading it years ago:

“My needs are simple and few, thought Valentine. Food. Clothing. A comfortable place to sleep. And no idiots.
But of course a world with no idiots would be lonely. If she herself were even allowed there.”
― Orson Scott Card, Ender in Exile

[weldin mike 27]

When in doubt- go flat out....Racer saying.

When in doubt - give it a clout.....Boilermaker saying.

PS I love the motorbike picture.

Mick

[MosquitoMoto]

"Keep it nailed until you see God, then brake."

(Another motorcycle racer's saying.)



Kym

[Otto Nobedder]

"If you lend a man five dollars, and never see him again, it was probably worth it."

--Mark Twain.

[LtBadd]

Every year the leaves fall from the tree
Yet the tree grows tall and proud

Richard

[Coldman]

The successful man makes more money than his wife can spend. The successful woman is one that can find such a man.
Lana Turner.

[plain ol Bill]

Never slap a man that is chewing tobacco.

[Trapperdude464]

Ya all watch this

I got this

One I've heard more recently from a few people iv been around that have never welded

"I can weld that" with such a proud look on there face

[Otto Nobedder]

Confucious say: Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.

[exnailpounder]

" One time at band camp....."

[LtBadd]

Confucious say: Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.

Man who farts in church sits in pew

[Bill Beauregard]

" One time at band camp....."

I wanna know the origin of that one.

[MinnesotaDave]

" One time at band camp....."

I wanna know the origin of that one.

It's from a movie - if you google it, it will come right up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYWQAg12Ko0

[Bill Beauregard]

One my son occasionally uses from Wayne's World; Psycho Hose Beast. In the movie she was hilarious. I see bits of her in other women.


A teacher I had in high school, (he got fired) "The old women of both sexes". It was a reference to the behavior he saw as unpleasant, of fussy old men.

[ex framie]

He who has the gold, makes the rules

Life is like a sh#£ sandwich, the more bread you have the less sh#£ you gotta eat.

Life wasnt ment to be easy ( Malcolm Frazer recently deceased Australian prime minister during address to the nation)

WTF was that, mayor of Hiroshima.

Steps to take in case of fire, "large rapid bastards in the opposite direction"
Initial fire training nco during our first fire lecture after joining the airforce, still remember that even after 37 years, not sure if he was joking.......

[weldin mike 27]

Man who go thru airport gate sideways is going to Bangkok.

[exnailpounder]

You never really get to know a woman until you meet her in court.

[Otto Nobedder]

Okay, a serious one...

"Whence shall we expect the approach of danger? Shall some transatlantic giant step the earth and crush us at a blow? Never. All the armies of Europe and Asia could not by force take a drink from the Ohio River or make a track on the Blue Ridge in the trial of a thousand years.

If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be it's author and finisher. As a nation of free men, we will live forever or die by suicide."

Abraham Lincoln (1837)

[Bill Beauregard]

I've long believed Abe wasn't all that bright.

[Tom Osselton]

Well if nothing else they say he was honest!!

[WerkSpace]

Well if nothing else they say he was honest!!

[Poland308]

So. What's that make the bearded lady at the fair. .??